I love her haha
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This is why I love Miss Wilde :’)
Can we just talk about how Olivia Wilde is the most beautiful, best, etc?
A mosquito just bit my ass so hard it almost felt good. Except now I can't sit down without a hemroid pillow. #thanksmaryland
Wait I forgot - running smack into a blind man while texting - good luck or bad luck?
Auto-correct strikes again. My phone turns "fed" into "F'ed" which is awkward when telling my roommate I gave the dog his food.
Woot woot! Teen Choice Awards Nomination whaaaat? So awesome. Thank you guys very much. I'm glad teens like Dr. shows and not just porn.
I know I'm in New York when I find myself at Sing Sing at 3am karaoke-ing my balls off with a bunch of beautiful strangers... and pizza.
In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
AAND my favorite:
Glad the rapture didn't happen since I just got waxed.
For what it’s worth, I would be taking Miss Wilde too :’)
why are you
Omg be mine.